Politics

After Trump Hilariously Mocks Her, Elizabeth Warren Has A Complete Meltdown

President Trump dedicated a portion of his Tuesday speech in Montana to Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA). It did not take long before Warren had to respond, and she appeared to be ab it rattled.

“Should I lose or if I don’t run,” Trump told the audience, “they’re out of business! Who are they gonna cover? They’re gonna cover Bernie? Hey. They’re gonna cover like sleepy Joe Biden? They’re gonna cover Pocahontas?”

“Think of it. Think of it,” he said. “She of the great tribal heritage. What tribe is it? Uh let me think about that one.”

“Meantime she’s based her life on being a minority,” he continued. “Pocahontas, they always want me to apologize for saying it. And I hereby, and I want to apologize, Pocahontas I apologize to you, to you I apologize. To the fake Pocahontas I won’t apologize.”

And the crowd loved it.

“No it’s causing her problems, you know that name, because now even the liberals are saying take a test. Take a test! You know I tell ya I shouldn’t tell you because I like not to give away secrets, but,” he boasted.

“Let’s say I’m debating Pocahontas, right?” he said. “I promise you I’ll do this, you know those little kits they sell on television for two dollars. Learn your heritage!”

“Guys says I was born in Scotland, turns out he was born in Puerto Rico and that’s OK, that’s good,” Trump continued. “Guy says I was born in Germany, well he wasn’t born in Germany, he was born some place else.”

“I’m gonna get one of those kits and in the middle of the debate when she proclaims that she’s of Indian heritage because her mother says she has high cheekbones, that’s her only evidence that her mother said she has high cheekbones,” he said.

“We will take that little kit, and say, but we have to do it gently because we’re in the ‘me too’ generation so we have to do it very gently,” Trump added. “And we will very gently take that kit and we will slowly toss it hoping it doesn’t hit her and injure her arm, even though it probably only weighs two ounces.”

“And we will say I will give you a million dollars to your favorite charity, paid for by Trump, if you take the test and it shows you’re an Indian, you know,” he said. “And let’s see what she does, right?”

Soon after Warren responded with an angry tweet reading, “While you obsess over my genes, your Admin is conducting DNA tests on little kids because you ripped them from their mamas & you are too incompetent to reunite them in time to meet a court order.”

The Trump Administration has implemented DNA tests to reunite immigrant children with their relatives and to prevent human traffickers from getting their hands on these kids.

Nice try, Fauxcahontas.